Nez FB Post: From a Deer

The ongoing story of Dale and his adventures.  Less surreal than some of his other works.  It's a simple and ongoing narrative about the dialogue between his dog, Dale and Buck, the deer who hates him.

Nez's published novel is Long Sandy Hair of Neftoon Zemora, which he posted chapter by chapter on the internet, (back in the days when THAT was innovative-serialized like Charles Dickens!).  It is quite a wild ride.

He has it on Videoranch, with lots of blurbs from random people.  Douglas Adams, I'd understand . . . but the playwright Wendy Wasserstein??  If you want to get a taste, he has the beginning of it posted.  Lucky for us, his definition of the beginning, is the first 7 chapters (of 13)!!  Don't bother to attempt to purchase it from his site, the author-signed copies link takes you to a broken link.  Start here and let me know how far you get.  Hint: if you are a fan of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, or in that kind of mood, you'll love it!

On Facebook, from midnight-ish/early morning of 7/30/13

Dear Dr. Gell-mann;

I’m writing to ask you to please excuse the last post from Dale the idiot dog that lives with nez. I am shocked and embarrassed that she would have addressed you so informally – whether she knows you or not – and to make such a crazy remark as about not using emergence around me. I know what emergence means – I’m a deer not a moron – and I use it all the time. It is a great way to avoid Mountain Lions – which as I can tell you are scary if you don’t know where they might emerge on you and bite you to death and eat you then. Like that.

But Dale is a goof ball – you should see the way she acts around my girls and the way they look at me and point when I stand statue like with my huge rack. I have a magnificent rack of horns that I, like, stand perfectly still and do what we call a “Disney” here in the woods as long as there are no Mountain Lions and even people around us who scare the hell out me rack or no rack.

And Deer One is just as bats as Dale is too because they talk about me all the time like I am some clueless and proud Mountain Lion fearing type that just poses and points out where ivy and berries are.

I’m not. Just so you know. I know you are a Doctor and I have all sorts of respect for you especially if you could cure Mountain Lion bites.

Humbly and sincerely even with a huge rack

Buck
King of all the Forest around nez’s house.